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Saturday, July 13, 2013

NSW Police Force charge drivers 45kph over limit

At least five drivers, one a P-Plater, have been detected across NSW today by HWP officers with all allegedly speeding by at least 45kph.

About 1am today (Saturday 13 July 2013) police from the Blue Mountains HWP were performing stationary speed enforcement on the Great Western Highway at Katoomba.

Police will allege they detected a motorists travelling at 127kph in the 70kph zone. The male driver was issued with an infringement notice for exceeding the speed limit by more than 45kph and had his driver’s licence suspended for six months

Shortly after midday today police from the Northern Beaches HWP were performing stationary speed enforcement on Penshurst Street at Chatswood when they detected a vehicle allegedly travelling at 112kph in a 60kph zone.

The male driver was issued with an infringement for the offence of exceeding the speed limit by more than 45kph. He also had his driving licence suspended for six months.

About 1pm today police from Fairfield HWP were performing stationary speed enforcement duties on Cowpasture Road at Green Valley.

Police will allege they detected a vehicle travelling at 120kph in a 70kph zone and stopped the male driver. He was later issued with an infringement for exceeding the speed limit by more than 45kph, had his driving licence suspended for six months and the number plates of his vehicle were seized.

At 3pm today police from Southwest Metropolitan HWP were performing stationary speed enforcement duties on the Hume Highway at Villawood. They will allege that a motorist was detected travelling at 121kph in a 70kph area.

The male driver was found to be a provisional (P2) driver and not displaying P-Plates. He was also issued an infringement for exceeding the speed limit by more than 45kph, had his licence suspended for six months and the number plates seized from the vehicle.

Shortly after 4pm today police from Fairfield HWP were performing stationary speed enforcement on the Cumberland Highway at Canley Heights. The officers will allege that they detected a vehicle travelling at 137kph in a 70kph zone.

The male driver was issued with an infringement for exceeding the speed limit by more than 45kph and had his licence suspended for six months.
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Thursday, July 11, 2013

EVEN GARRY THE GOAT IS GETTING HARRAST ON HIS TRAVEL LOL

After successfully getting around the Border Village Quarantine station on the dirt road (without getting a puncture or bogged) we pulled back onto the main hwy just short of Eucla.

We then drove a couple of kilometres before passing a cop car who turned the disco lights on for us.

After we stopped, the male and female copper came up and politely waited for Jimbo to forage around the dash until he found the scissors he uses to turn off the engine.

This is how the conversation went:

Chick copper: Is that a goat?

Jimbo: Yeah, his name is Gary. Hang on a minute, I'll let him out to have a piss, so you can say G'day.

Bloke copper: I've never seen this before.

Jimbo: Yeah, he's a good goat. Don't worry about him wandering, he won't go far. He'll just have a bit of a roam. He loves the salt bush out here. We travel all around Australia doing comedy shows together in pubs.

Bloke copper: Is he part of the act?

Jimbo: Sort of. He's more my publicist actually. The best one I've had too.

Chick copper: That's not Gary the goat who went to court in Sydney over a police fine for eating grass or something?

Jimbo: Yeah, that's the same Gary. The Rocks cops gave us the ticket. Good blokes, those coppers. They really helped us out. We got loads of publicity out of it.

Chick copper: Yeah, it seemed silly. I couldn't believe they went through with it. Anyway, have you got your licence, we've just got to do a driver's check on you.

Jimbo: I lost it but I've ordered a new one which should be arriving in the mail real soon.

Bloke copper: Is this your van?

Jimbo: Yeah... Actually sorry no, it's a friend's who lives in Victoria. But I pay the rego on it.

Chick copper: Have you got any ID?

Jimbo: Yeah, I've got a passport in the glovebox somewhere. Here tis.

Chick copper: Great.

Bloke copper: What are all these tubes running along the side of your van?

Jimbo: They are fuel lines for the extra tank. I'll show you how it's works round the back....You see I collect used cooking oil from pubs, then strain it through a Coles bag into this garbage bin. I then pump it into this '44' drum. It's a bit messy and takes a bit of time but its got me 50,000k's round Australia for free. Not to mention how far it got the three bands who used it before me.

Bloke copper: Yeah, I've heard about biodiesel but nothing this rough.

Chick copper: You're name doesn't seem to be coming up on our computer.

Bloke copper: What state are you from?

Jimbo: Its a WA licence but my mailing address is in NSW. It should come up. A copper checked me last week. Funny story actually. Gary was being mobbed by a school excursion out the back of a netball stadium where I'd stopped to give him a feed in Adelaide. Anyway, next minute I was surrounded by four cops who thought I was taking photos of school children! I had to explain to them that I was just trying to get a good shot of Gary for his facebook page. People are always thinking the worse of each other these days hey!

Chick copper: Don't worry, I've found your licence details.

Bloke copper: Look, there are a few issues with this van. If fact, I'm not sure where to start.

Jimbo: Yeah, she could do with a bit of work.

Bloke copper: And a clean. See this broken tail light.. dust has got into it and covered the reflector.

Jimbo: Yeah, I know. I'm just one good gig away from getting a better van, don't worry. Although, I've been saying that for twenty years now... but who knows, it might happen this weekend in Kalgoorlie. Its not often I get a gig in a town where people have jobs.

Bloke copper: Where are you playing there?

Jimbo: I'm not sure yet.

Bloke copper: Look, I'm going to have to give you a fine for something so how about I make it for, 'fail to maintain vehicle for a roadworthy'. It's $100 but doesn't come with any points.

Jimbo: That sounds excellent to me. Cheers mate. It'll keep us on the road until we get some good gigs.

Bloke copper: Look, I can tell you're an entertainer having a go and you're not doing anything wrong but this fine is the best I can offer you.

Jimbo: Mate, trust me, we're very happy with this deal. In fact we're stoked. There's no way we'll be taking it to court either. It's more than a fair cop and we fully appreciate it.

Bloke copper: I know what it's like mate, I travelled all around Australia in the 90s in a shit car and copped the fines too.

Jimbo: You don't see many shitboxes on the road these days do you?

Bloke copper: They're not allowed. The government is making up more and more ways for us to defect cars and then forcing us to enforce the rules. I think it's because they get so much tax money every time someone buys a new car. For instance, with defecting, if I see one drop of oil in your engine, I'm meant to fine you for it. Just one drop!

Jimbo: Well if you'd seen my van back in Port Augusta, you wouldn't have found any oil on the engine.

Bloke copper: Why not?

Jimbo: It was all on the bitumen.

Bloke copper (smiling while ripping off the ticket): There we go mate, you've still got a month to pay it.

Jimbo: No worries at all. I reckon, I'll even get this one in on time. We've already got two gigs booked in WA.

Bloke copper: The only reason, I gave you this ticket is because if you have an accident down the road you can sue me for letting you go without a fine or for not taking your van off the road.

Jimbo: Yeah, the web of rules in Australia is getting pretty tight these days for everyone. You cops have actually got it worse than anyone.

Bloke copper: You're not wrong there.

Jimbo: Yeah back in the day, you guys could probably have got away with enjoying at least a six pack while trawling for speeders on The Nullabor. Whats it like now? I bet you're not even allowed to pack a couple of lights?

Bloke copper: Ha! Those days are gone ...although you two remind me of them. Safe travels and good luck on your tour.

Jimbo: You know, I often hear how the worst cops in the country are posted to Eucla as punishment for being arseholes. But you guys have just proved to me though that that rumour is bullshit.

Chick copper: Thanks. We'll take that as a compliment.

Jimbo: Before you go, can I take a picture of you both with Gary for his Facebook page?

Bloke copper: Sure.

Chick copper: I don't want to be in it, so I'll take the pic.

Jimbo: Cool! Come on Gary, look at the camera!

Monday, July 8, 2013

bin-laden-pulled-over-for-speeding-eight-years-before-death

The hunt for Osama bin Laden might have ended eight years earlier had a Pakistani traffic policeman spotted the world's most wanted man in a car he had stopped for speeding.
The extraordinary revelation is made by Pakistan's official investigation, obtained by Al Jazeera, into how bin Laden managed to live undetected in the country for almost a decade. In its report, the Abbottabad Commission concluded that Pakistan's military and government missed several opportunities to close in on bin Laden.According to the testimony of Maryam, the wife of Ibrahim al-Kuwaiti, one of bin Laden's two trusted bodyguards, they would make occasional visits to the local bazaar. She told investigators that on one trip their car was pulled over for speeding by a policeman, but that her husband "quickly settled the matter". Whether the police officer was paid off or failed to spot the passenger is not explained.
The investigation, set up after US Navy SEALs killed bin Laden and al-Kuwaiti during a raid on the terrorist's Abbotabad villa in 2011, delivers a scathing verdict on Pakistan's efforts.
"Culpable negligence and incompetence at almost all levels of government can more or less be conclusively established," it concludes.It also criticises the military for failing to spot either the CIA hunt for bin Laden inside Pakistan or the covert night raid in which four helicopters crossed the border from Afghanistan undetected, apparently because the country's radars were focusing on the threat from India. Far from the whitewash many Pakistanis expected, it even calls on the country's leadership to apologise for its failings. "This [was] a case of nothing less than a collective and sustained dereliction of duty by the political, military and intelligence leadership of the country," it said.
Of the Abbotabad villa, it said: "How the entire neighbourhood, local officials, police and security and intelligence officials all missed the size, the strange shape, the barbed wire, the lack of cars and visitors etc over a period of nearly six years beggars belief."
In a secret night-time mission by US Navy SEALs, the world's most wanted man was killed on May 2, 2011, in an episode that humiliated Pakistan's military and heavily strained ties between the strategic allies Washington and Islamabad.The much-anticipated 336-page report offered a scathing read, with evidence of incompetence at almost every level of Pakistan's vast security apparatus.
It also chastised Pakistan's leadership for failing to detect CIA activities on its soil in the run-up to the raid, while criticising the United States for the "illegal manner" in which the operation was conducted.
"The US acted like a criminal thug," said the report by the Abbottabad Commission, formed a month after the raid to investigate the circumstances surrounding bin Laden's killing.
"But above all, the tragedy refers to the comprehensive failure of Pakistan to detect the presence of bin Laden on its territory for almost a decade or to discern the direction of US policy towards Pakistan that culminated in the avoidable humiliation of the people of Pakistan."
Moreover, the strongly worded report did not explicitly rule out the possible involvement of rogue elements within the Pakistani intelligence service itself - a sensitive issue even to touch on in a high-profile inquiry.
"As for (failing to detect) the CIA network, there was culpable negligence and incompetence. As for the connivance, it has not been established at any level as mentioned," it said.
"Although the possibility of some degree of connivance inside or outside the government cannot be entirely discounted, no individual can be identified as guilty of connivance."
Pakistan's government and security officials could not immediately be reached for comment on Monday night.
Some US officials have voiced suspicions that Pakistan's intelligence agencies sheltered bin Laden, but Pakistan has dismissed the idea.
Bin Laden's network killed nearly 3000 people when al Qaeda hijackers crashed commercial planes into New York's World Trade Center, the Pentagon outside Washington and a field in Pennsylvania on September 11, 2001.
LIFE ON THE RUN
The report draws its conclusions based on interviews with 201 witnesses including members of bin Laden's family and various government, army and intelligence officials.
It offers insights into the dramatic night of his death, as well as years of his life on the run, painting a picture of a restless and paranoid man who was often on the move to avoid being caught.
According to the report, bin Laden had arrived in Pakistan in the spring or summer of 2002, at one point spending two years in Haripur before moving to the Abbottabad compound with his big family in August 2005.
"All the places in Pakistan where OBL (Osama bin Laden) stayed are not fully known," the report stated. "But it included FATA (South Waziristan and Bajaur), Peshawar, Swat and Haripur."
It found that he had probably crossed into Pakistan from Afghanistan's Tora Bora area, where US forces were hunting him, sometime in 2002, although his family moved from Afghanistan's Kandahar to Karachi shortly after the September 11, 2001 attacks.
"They kept a very low profile and lived extremely frugally. They never exposed themselves to public view. They had minimum security," the report said.
"OBL successfully minimised any 'signature' of his presence. His minimal support group blended easily with the surrounding community ... His wives, children and grandchildren hardly ever emerged from the places where they stayed."
It added: "No one ever visited them, not even trusted al-Qaeda members
Pulled over for speeding: Osama bin Laden.

Community cops rapped over 'Harlem Shake' video

Six PCSOs received written warnings over the video, which was filmed on police premises and is entitled Metropolitan Police Harlem Shake, while a seventh resigned.
That officer was facing gross misconduct proceedings over a number of issues including the video.
A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "The MPS does not condone unprofessionalism in the workplace.
"We expect high standards from all our staff. Appropriate misconduct procedures have been taken regarding those involved and the matter is now closed."The transport PCSOs were punished over a clip of them doing their own version of the internet dance craze which was posted online in February.
The footage shows one officer in a crash helmet dancing alone, before his colleagues start wildly prancing around.